“Telepathing”
Solves all pathing issues by removing the necessity to walk.
“Barristics”
Units get infused by coffeeine what causes them to randomly modify the move speed by 4 in a random direction every frame. Effectively makes all units dodge ballistics.
“Purrito”
Gives you a “cat of a childless lady” wrapped into a tortilla with lettuce. It acts as a reskinned sheep, but if you eat it it will spawn a neutral “Trolland Dump” which resists all assassination attepts on the enemy base who will repeatedly shout “They are eating the cats! They are eating the dogs! They are eating the pets of the people who live there!”.
“Pendamic”
All units get reskinned at pens which leave a colour trail on the screen, making the game continously more unplayable for all players.
“Good vs Evil”
You and your allies become good. The opponents evil
Whenever an evil player kills one of the units of a good player, you can nuke one of their TCs with a 20 Tile radius. They are still evil and you’re still good. This is only switches when a good player eats a “cat of a childless lady”.
“Non-binary”
Your Vilagers become happy and start parading around your TCs. You lose the ability to produce any new Villagers.
“Make love not war”
You spawn the “Master Boar Lamer” who goes full aggro and demolishing everyhting he gets on. He continously shoots “ITS A WAR GAME!”
“laming camels”
Spawns a bunch of gaia camels with food on them on the map. When you click on them they ask “whatsurelo?”
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I’d surely like to make a combination of “good vs evil” and “non binary” cheats in every game to wear the contradiction on my sleeve.
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This feels like a troll post designed to enrage people of certain political views. I’m not falling for it.
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I thought a bit of humor can only help, as there are currently some really annoying conversations ongoing on different topics…
It’s not that I chose one specific political view to clinge on - I think I hit pretty much everyone a bit. And I think I didn’t crossed a line of blatant offense anywhere.
I feel like the issue for some people at the moment is that they actually WANT to be offended and look for any opportunity to act that out. But I don’t see where that’s my fault.
Well, this world is very polarized, and everyone is always looking for reasons to insult people that don’t agree with them. You didn’t seem like the type, but people can always reveal that aspect to themselves all of a sudden. I apologize for making that assumption.
Wait did you just say you apologize for making tha ssumption I’m not the type “looking to insult people”? 11
Ok idk what I should take from that. But no, I don’t look to insult people. I’m actually not even naturally familiar with the concept of “insulting”.
For me insulting is actually a show of your own weakness by trying to enager other people and reflect your own suppressed anger ON them.
I’ve never tried to Insult someone neither at any time felt “insulted” in the way that other people talk about it. TBH, this high focus on Insults is to me just a) irritating and b) in the effect just wasted energy and time. Unforunately I have to work with the response that sometimes people “feel insulted” and I have often no clue if there’s actually any reason to be. But i see that lately it’s become more and more people get offended by basically anything. Which actually concerns me.
Hope you got your answer.
I was apologizing for assuming that you were trying to insult people, even though you didn’t seem like the type.
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