Photo Restoration Challenge — The Sultans Ascend

Challenge #1: Make an Age IV joke better than mine!! We’ll vote on the best joke before moving on to Challenge #2

Why did the Springald fall over? Because it was imbalanced.

I don’t care how wrong I am, Scotland forever. !!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, WOLOLO, now violets are red too.

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We need it now.

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Spears don’t counter Knights

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You don’t have to run faster than a Keshik, just faster than your fellow villagers.

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This should suffice I guess

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all I have to say is : /6

What do spearman say when they die to their counter unit? Good Knight.

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I don’t care how badly I manage my economy, France saves me.

I hope none of these jokes are a boar. That would be pretty lame.

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Why was the Mangonel at the Grateful Dead concert?

they were a fan of Throwing Stones

Sticks and stones may break my villagers mangonels will kill your crossbowmen

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Why do French players never make Man-at-arms?
Because it doesn’t feel knight.

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Yeah for me it looks like a Mesquite

Could be … The Magnificent Hagia Sophia!??

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An Elite Royal Knight walks into a bar… there is no counter.

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This picture sure has been battered, but perhaps there is just enough to make something out… What could it be? :thinking:

Narrator: Chad the HRE Man at Arms wasn’t out that night

Not only 1, but a trio of jokes: Age of Empires 4’s Janissary, Great Bombard and Grand Galley

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Purple + Onion domes = Eastern Roman Empire. Next hint please.

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