DEAR T90 & VIPER and greetings, peasants of the Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition community!
Behold, for I have arrived to claim my rightful THRONE! As the greatest player of all time. With less than a measly 100 hours of gameplay, I have already achieved an ELO rating of almost 1500!, surpassing even the most seasoned veterans.
It’s clear that I am the chosen one, destined to dominate this game with my godlike skills and tactics. And for all the doubters out there, I invite you to step up and challenge me. But be warned, for the reckoning will be swift and merciless.
So, my fellow players, bow down to your new ruler and accept your place as my loyal subjects. For I am the alpha and the omega of Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition, and I will reign supreme for all eternity.
Yours truly,
[ The Legnd of Salt ]
P.S.
For those of you who don’t believe me, check out my steam profile:
And here is a screenshot to prove it: