Alright, for the forum-goers reading, this is an idea pitch. And for the devs (and I know you’re reading this). I’m angry, you know I’m angry, you know I know you know I’m angry. So let’s cut to the chase; solutions.
There are multiple ways this can be done, each varying in the amount of work required. I am going to cover each as thoroughly as necessary, and list the pros and cons.
A: Banish the Three Kingdoms from ranked into a Chronicles-type mode
Pros:
- Gets rid of the problem civs
- Easy to do
Cons:
- People that paid for 5 civs will be angry
- Does not solve the Khitanguts problem
B: Rename the Three Kingdoms civs and their heroes to generic names
Pros:
- Not technically Three Kingdoms civs
- People that paid for 5 civs will be happy
- Easy to do
Cons:
- Nobody who dislikes the Three Kingdoms civs will buy this option and will still be angry. Problem not solved
- Does not solve Khitanguts
- Does not solve heroes
C: Rework the Three Kingdoms civs ala Indians → Hindustanis along with the Khitanguts. Meanwhile add a Chronicles-type mode with the original Three Kingdoms civs to keep the campaigns intact
Pros:
- People angry about Three Kingdoms civs will be happy
- People that bought the DLC for 5 civs will be happy
Cons:
- Takes more work than the former two
Ok, this needs more detail.
First. The Three Kingdoms civs are…not great. Even taking away all the baggage of what they represent, these civs are really twisting themselves awkwardly due to their lack of basic stuff like trebuchets, and all have issues with their representations of the Three Kingdom states. Plus not many people like a lot of their units, which are almost universally seen as clunky (especialyl the non-castle ones). They need serious work. (History time, skip if not interested)
Wei is…completely Xianbei (a non-Chinese people) who formed a dynasty called the Northern Wei. The hyper-focus on cavalry is also a bit of an exaggeration, as the Cao Wei territory isn’t that conducive to cavalry warfare. The Tiger Cavalry, castle, Xianbei Raider and wonder are all incorrect in some way(hehe, Wei) or another.
The Shu’s War Chariot is incredibly anachronistic. Chariots stopped seeing usage on Chinese battlefields centuries before the birth of Christ. We can attest to this, because Cao Cao’s revision of Sun Tzu’s Art of War was done specifically because Cao Cao noticed it mentioned out of date units like the war chariot. tldr; chariots were not a thing post the turn of the 1st century outside of parts of South Asia.
And then there is just how…random the bonuses feel. A lot just don’t seem to make sense, or are really odd and gamey. Likely a result of having to make a whole civ from a 60-year-long state…
(History rant over) So how do we solve this? Keep in mind, none of this is about balance, as that’s a “cross that bridge when we come to it” element.
Before we start, a blanket change. Remove all heroes and replace with trebuchets, then remove the Traction Trebuchet.
Wei:
First, the easy one. The Wei can be changed into the Xianbei. This wouldn’t take much effort at all.
- Change their icon, unique tech names & civ name
- Look into their unique techs and bonuses to see if they fit the Xianbei well enough
- Switch their voice lines to Mongolian
And really that’s it for them.
Shu:
This one isn’t so bad. Change them into the Bai, for this you need to do a bit more, but not a huge amount.
- Change their icon, unique tech names & civ name
- Change them to an archer and infantry civ
- Remove the War Chariot and replace it with the scorpion
- Improve their cavalry a bit by giving them Iron Casting
- Add the Fire Lancer. The Bai kingdom of Dali were close traders with the Song, and this would give them more of an infantry vibe with more utility
- Look into their unique techs and bonuses to see if they fit the Bai well enough
- Have them speak the Bai language. It’s not a dead language, shouldn’t be that difficult compared to Cuman, Old Persian or Chagatai
Wu:
Ok, this is the problem one, but it’s also an opportunity to fix the Khitanguts.
For this, the Wu would be changed to the Tanguts. For those that don’t know, Tanguts were the people to the west of China, descended from the Tibeto-Burman ethnic group. They were primarily focused on cavalry and infantry, so let’s begin…
- Change their icon, unique tech names & civ name
- Change them to a Cavalry & Infantry civilisation
- Give them fully-upgraded Cavalry Archers
- Remove dock bonuses
- Remove the Fire Archer and replace with a new UU; the Iron Sparrowhawk (Iron Hawk if character space is an issue)
- Give them the Khitanguts castle model
- Edit the Sanchi Stupa model to remove the gates and give them that for a wonder. As it heavily resembles Xi Xia imperial tombs.
- Remove the Jian Swordsman
- Give them the Mounted Trebuchet unit. This is their unit, and only they were recorded using them.
- Give them access to gunpowder units. The Tanguts have some of the earliest recorded cannons. Hand Cannoneer, Fire Lancer, Bombard, Cannon Galleon etc, something, go nuts.
- Have them speak Tangut. There are people who posted a link to a deciphered Tangut script on this forum.
That should be the bare minimum to get them working as Tanguts.
Finally, bonus round:
Khitans:
- Remove the Mounted Trebuchet
- Give them a new castle model based on something the Khitans actually built
- Change their designation to just a cavalry civ.
- Probably change Lamellar Armour. This civ is really really complicated already, it does not need all of this at once.
- Give them their own voice lines. Do you want Khitan script? Because I have deciphered enough Khitan script for most of the AoE2 voice lines. Literally contact me and I will hand it to you.
Oh and while we are here…
Jurchens:
- Give them Manchu voice lines
Alright, that was fairly long, but I have one more potential solution…
D: Add a Chronicles-type mode with the original Three Kingdoms civs, and replace their absence with brand-new civs.
Pros:
- People get the civs they have been asking for for years
- People that bought the DLC for 5 civs are happy
Cons:
- This is the most work
I’m not going to go into too much detail on this, as the designs for new civs from scratch are the devs proclivity. So just to make sure I’m clear…
- Remove Wei, Wu & Shu
- Add the Tibetans, Tanguts & Bai as new civs
- Remove the Mounted Trebuchet and Tangut castle from the Khitans
- Give Khitans & Jurchens their voice lines
This is the hardest work, but it does bring the biggest payoff and can potentially turn this entire debacle from a negative into a positive. People will be happy that the devs have listened and put in the most effort to sort this whole situation out, and it will return the goodwill that the giga-patch earned and then some.
But, that’s just my thoughts on the various potential roads ahead. The choice is yours…