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Praetorians were very powerful, they literally pulled a ton of strings, and manipulated a lot of stuff from behind the scenes. Besides, there were times they saved Rome by killing the Emperor.

Unfortunately this is not that good any more.

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Is that a moderate tag i see besides your username ? When did you become one ?
Or was that always there ?

we became mods about a month ago i think?

Recently me and some other users were given that rank haha

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Shoguns honestly need to be either reworked and nerfed or removed from the game.

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This was made before AOE III : DE

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I can’t promise the spanish is good, but the song is fun and catchy. ((I’m not a native spanish speaker, so this was a learning experience for me figuring out how to craft a song in a foreign language.))

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JAJAJAJA

I though Despacito just dissapeared, but no hahahahaha

Can you give the intended lyrics in English as well?

some of it was written directly in spanish with what spanish I thought I knew, others were assisted with google translate. Something like:

    you know I've been watching for a while now
    I want to destroy you and your team today 
    I see you're connected and playing today
    tell me what game and I'm coming
    
    you think your ally will save you? 
    I know ... and I've got a plan for that. 
    just thinking about it gets my heart racing. 
    
    I'm going to assault you with my hordes to kill you
    I'll make sure you're crippled
    but I'll do it without you actually dying. 
    
    I want to destroy my enemy slowly
    crush your soul but then I'll tell you
    "Please keep playing on with your team."
    I'm TaToH!
    I want to kill your whole army
    tear down all your buildings
    I'll make you quit alongside your teammates
    
    You'll want to tear out your hair
    and break your keyboard
    I want to show my friend
    my favorite strategies. 
    
    Signal out the danger zones
    so I can avoid pikes 
    and all the castles
    
    If I ask for gold Give it to me
    I know you have it Give it to me
    I want tradecarts, get some gold and give it to me
    I know the bombard cannons can go "Boom Boom" 
    I want to enter their base and I'll go "Boom Boom"
    
    ####### ####### take down all their buildings
    we're gonna win
    and then the guy he tells me
    "when you kill me this stressfully 
    I can see you're malicious with what you're starting"
    
    ####### ####### take down all their buildings
    we're gonna win
    and then the guy he tells me
    "when you kill me this stressfully 
    I can see you're malicious with what you're starting"

Generally that’s the concept. It goes on like Despacito does repeating various parts of the song after that. but You know how that goes.

jajaja

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