Wololo... oh no

Step 1 - Wololo angry crowd

Step 2 - Become a martyr

Step 3 - Get angry as your villager is now stuck in the middle of unowned group of units

Step 4 - Get even more angry when you realize you can’t pickup the relic either

Step 5 - Sigh with relief when opponent surrenders thinking you just took over his early Man-At-Arms army