There was an old thread at HeavenGames called “You Know You Play Too Much AOE When…” followed by dozens of things that only an obsessed AOE fan would do.
For Example,
HeavenGames said:
⦠You see your local town’s center and wait for villies to come out
⦠You hear about overpopulation in the third world and wonder why they
don’t build more houses…
⦠Then realize that the problem might be that they have reached their
population limit…
⦠You ask the preacher at your church how much range and hitpoints his cool tower has
⦠You explain in a history lesson that early man could only have taken 10 minutes to reach the >Bronze Age.
⦠You hit period instead of tab to find idle villagers on other RTS games and press CTRL+F12 to >print screen instead of Print Screen.
⦠You swear that the Sumerians and Assyrians built Pyramiads.
Source: http://aoe.heavengames.com/dl-php/showfile.php?fileid=1711
(There were a couple others too-- The 2008 one is my favorite, and there was another in 2013 )
At this point, we’re all waiting [im]patiently for AOE DE. Even though we don’t even have a release date, let’s make a list of
You Know You're Ready For Age Of Empires Definitive Edition When..
- You’ve dusted off your Pause|Break key
- You wear blue whenever you’re alone
- You’re dual-booting Windows 10 and Windows 98. We all know which one is superior.
- Two minutes of trailer music has been stuck in your head for two months
- You thank the local priest for not changing the “Wololo”
- You’re reading this on an HD CRT monitor
- the desktop background is set to a screenshot of the MSN Gaming Zone
- You’ve been telling your Discord friends to get AIM accounts
- You want ForgottenEmpires to set you as “Ally” so that you can see what they’ve built
- You shout “B. F. !” when you see people loitering
- If there are enough people, you shout “B. O. !” instead
- You’re surprised that 140k Insiders hasn’t broken the forums’ population limit
- You’ve Finally started walking in all 16 directions instead of just eight
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