Hear me, O Developers of Age of Empires II Definitive Edition!
I come before you not as a mere villager with a battered hoe, but as a proud warlord of Deathmatch Michi — the greatest and ultimate format of Age of Empires II.
This is not opinion. This is truth carved in the sacred stone of Glory itself.
And yet, the ancient paths of Michi now lie broken.
Since the latest update, the once-mighty Deathmatch Michi — that glorious battlefield of booming economies, relentless siege, and strategic magnificence — has fallen into disarray with what seems to be perpetual crashes and desyncs. The balance is shattered, the mechanics undone, and the spirit of the mode itself wounded.
In the name of G L O R Y, we call upon you, O keepers of code and guardians of balance:
Restore Deathmatch Michi to its rightful grandeur!
The V N D I S P V T E D, the Anomalite Oracle, the entire DM Michi Realm, and the vast Michiverse beyond unite their voices as one thunderous call.
We do not beg — we compel you, by the divine power of G L O R Y, to heed this cry and mend what has been broken.
Let no villager toil in vain.
Let no siege ram idle at the gates.
Let no wonder crumble for want of developer care.
For when Deathmatch Michi thrives, Age of Empires II itself thrives.
When Deathmatch Michi roars once more, Age of Empires II stands eternal — unmatched, unbroken, and undying.
Do this, noble developers… and the MICHI GODS themselves shall remember your names.
— For the Michiverse, for the V N D I S P V T E D, for G L O R Y.