Unseen Units
Let me list them out yet again for all of you, so that the gross injustice meted out to these innocent and beautiful creatures is at least remembered, if only by a chosen few, for anything that is dead must have someone to mourn over them.
1. Steppe Lancers, AKA Stable Icons decorator
2. Cavalry Archers, AKA All-show-but-no-shot?
3. Hand Cannoneers, AKA “Ever been to university?”
4. War Elephants, AKA Fatty Dumbo Ballerinas
5. Cataphracts, AKA “I need XYZ”
6. Genoese Crossbowmen, AKA Shortbowmen?
7. Boyars, AKA “Moy-Mustache-drink-it’s-own-водка”
8. Genitours AKA All-run-but-no-hit?
9. Elephant Archers, AKA Dumbo Archers
10. Brand new Indian “Imperial” Camels AKA The Nerf-Hornet-Nest
11. Orjan Guns AKA ONE-PROJECTILE-TO-RULE-THEM-ALL
12. Missionaries, AKA “Relic?”
13. Mamelukes, AKA Foot Archer Cavalry???
14. Longbowmen, AKA Crossbowmen-from-a-Castle
15. Shotel Warriors, AKA Gold-Waster-Warrior
16. Gbetos, AKA Gold-Waster-Woman
17. Samurais, AKA The Last Samurai?
18. Siege Towers, AKA
19. Longswordsmen, AKA
20. Ballista Elephants, AKA Fusion…HAAAH!
21. Chatras Battle Elephants, AKA “You mean the Tusks hanging from my stable?”
22. Burmese Battle Elephants, AKA “Tankiest-Elephant”
23. Turtle Ships, AKA Turtler’s Ships
24. Teutonic Knights, AKA Vampire Bloodbags
25. Saracen “Camel civ” Camel Riders AKA Ship-in-a-desert?
26. Elite Conquistadors (only Elite) AKA Conquistadors???
27. Flaming Camels “April Fools anyone?”
28. Indian Battle Elephants "EXISTENCE DENIED. Please try again”
To you I can only say:
What is dead may never die. But only rises again, faster and stronger.
NOW BALANCE PLS.
The buffs that were given to some in this list, were clearly far too small to revive these near-extinct creatures, near-extinct to this day in competitive.